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2001 saw Harrison become a baseball player. At the plate, he had a .000 batting average reaching base with 8 BB and 2 HBP. In the field, he played primarily at first and third, some outfield and some short. He was credited with many putouts. He was used exclusively as a stopper, with a 9.00 ERA, 2 strikeouts in one inning of relief. He prided himself on his defense and will work on his batting and pitching in the off-season. "Man, did you see that catch I made?" he was often overheard saying. In other news, Harrison also got a big head and decided to run for President. He lost a bitter and controversially close contest with George W. Bush (below.)